Mad King Donald Blows His Own Trumpet

He moved with his entourage to unveil his plan, claiming scalps and teaching a lesson to all tribes, including the Iroquois, Cherokees, Cheyennes, Comanches, and Navajos. Standing before his 'totem', he describes the fiery situation on his lands. He uses nothing but superlatives when referring to himself, even though the numbers he cites are not always reliable. It doesn’t matter, as he believes he is the best at everything. Always Great Again (MAGA).