S.O.S NITRAZENES

Don't worry, dear readers; this isn't a desperate plea for my own life, but rather a call to save your own loved ones. In fact, it’s an SOS to protect our entire nation.

I have been informed by my trusted sources that a new and extremely dangerous drug, referred to as "NITRAZENES," has recently arrived on our shores. Remember that name: "NITRAZENES." This substance is reported to be 500 times more potent than heroin and 10 times stronger than fentanyl. Taking NITRAZENES is akin to playing Russian roulette with your life.